one liners

lots of thoughts floating around my head. need to pin them down and shake them off so can move on with the rest of my life.

• i seem to find new and innovative ways of humiliating myself in front of you (during a late night phone call after one measly mojito).
• all the what if's have been answered and i have done everything humanly possible and i am slow to accept that it is all out of my hands now (after one last good self-absorbed cry. last na talaga)
• there are loads of much better ways of earning a living (after one idiotic email too many)
• i remember how i lost that earring (after a three-year disappearing act)

i just need a nap. on the beach. under the shade of a tree. on a really sunny day. with the wind blowing. slathered in suntan oil. in a really nice bikini. with a flat stomach. and thin arms.